Kai: The jock running the school
D.O: The try-hard wannabe
Kris: The metrosexual heartthrob
Chanyeol: The class clown
Lay: The quiet, cool kid
Suho: Class representative (the teacher's pet)
Tao: The emo kid who writes "inspirational, deep-meaning" poetry
Chen: The school's h4x0r/computer club president
Luhan: The kawaii-desu!! nerd ✿◕ ‿ ◕✿ (the weeaboo)
Sehun: The harmless stoner
Baekhyun: The sexually-active band geek
Xiumin: The insecure "little fatty" who eats alone at lunch